Mike's Monthly Visits

[Danny Batten]

Coffee is the best drink in the world.

time to get the queens trusted minigun out

 

[4KidsOneCamera]

time to get the queens trusted minigun out

I'll fix this

Coffee is the worst drink in the world.

 

[TtTOtW]

I imagine the first multiplayer game ever will be between tea and coffee drinkers. While the cocoa nuts watch and laugh while they envy the action deep inside.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Hey, Mike here, anything that you'd like me to hear?

Obama is white

 

[Chara-cter]

Obama is white

[insert weird guy with glowing eye meme here]

 

[TrenchRabbit]

Tea tastes like diluted water

 

[TrenchRabbit]

 

[TtTOtW]

Tea tastes like diluted water

Good. So it won't OVERLOAD YOUR BRAIN WITH FAKE "I'M FINE" SIGNALS.

 

[TrenchRabbit]

Good. So it won't OVERLOAD YOUR BRAIN WITH FAKE "I'M FINE" SIGNALS.

 

[TtTOtW]

I'm having a relaxing cup of tea right now...

 

[TrenchRabbit]

Gah

I'm having a relaxing cup of tea right now...
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[8BitCosmonaut]

Tea tastes like diluted water

Water tastes like diluted tea

 

[TrenchRabbit]

Cawfee tastes like liquid gold

 

[Danny Batten]

I'm having a relaxing cup of tea right now...
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Oh is that that special tea you told me abou?

 

[TtTOtW]

Not completely, but close. Needs cinnamon.

 

[Roger Jolly]

Cinnamon belongs in cocoa, I mean really...
Tea is strictly leaves, flowers and the occasional root if you’re sick

 

[Johnkurveen]

Technically, Coffee is an herbal tea just as ginger tea is an herbal tea.

 

[Roger Jolly]

Technically, Coffee is an herbal tea just as ginger tea is an herbal tea.

And cinnamon doesn’t belong in coffee either!

...but in hot cider, well that’s different

 

[Tony]

the best drink in the universe is water. even if I'm French. after it's the wine.

 

[TtTOtW]

I'm not going anywhere near either, but here goes:
Whiskey and brandy are technically the same by origin. But, whatever is regarded an "impurity" ends up in the brandy. In tea, the leaves come out. In coffee, you consume the actual bean. So, tea is pure. Coffee is "contaminated".

 

[Roger Jolly]

I'm not going anywhere near either, but here goes:
Whiskey and brandy are technically the same by origin. But, whatever is regarded an "impurity" ends up in the brandy. In tea, the leaves come out. In coffee, you consume the actual bean. So, tea is pure. Coffee is "contaminated".

 

[TrenchRabbit]

 

[Danny Batten]

I'm not going anywhere near either, but here goes:
Whiskey and brandy are technically the same by origin. But, whatever is regarded an "impurity" ends up in the brandy. In tea, the leaves come out. In coffee, you consume the actual bean. So, tea is pure. Coffee is "contaminated".

Ah finally some sound logic

 

[Horus Lupercal]

I like how a staff members 'any problems' thread has been derailed by the other staff into a war between the hot damp leaf drinkers and the heathen bean swillers.

For the original purpose, maybe an algorithm that squirts hot tea (or coffee) into the eyes of new users whenever they post spam sales advice or use the words 'update' and 'when' in reverse order.
Or how about one that limits Danny Batten to 5 posts annually about landing legs.

Also, you're all wrong. The only thing worse than tea/coffee is when they're mixed.

 

[TtTOtW]

worse than tea/coffee is when they're mixed

Don't make me vomit out my lunch...