Horus Lupercal

Comes with a disclaimer.

Word count record holder, apparently quotable and generally clueless about Russian launch systems

Also known as the Wafflemaster, A10chunseeker, breaker of single post character limits and all round hater of the Space Launch System.
Birthday
Jan 13, 1984 (Age: 40)
Location
Cthonia
Gender
Male
Occupation
Warmaster of the Imperium of Man. Commander of the XVI Legiones Astartes.

Signature

"Your masters need me.
So take me to their fortresses, speak my name and tell them the galaxy's new master would treat with them."