ASA Faction News

[8BitCosmonaut]

BREAKING NEWS:
ASA is announcing Code Red, Code Red is an ASA code where it is an emergency,

Announcing Code Red, GSC is our target, we will eliminate it.

You're making your peace speech sound like a load of bullshit now that you're going to war.

 

[InSight]

Peaceful war faction?

Hilarious.

Kinda my thoughts too

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Kinda my thoughts too

wanna know what else is a 'peaceful' war faction?

USA (Iraq war, operation desert shield, operation desert storm, vietnam war, korean war, cold war)

 

[InSight]

You're making your peace speech sound like a load of bullshit now that you're going to war.

Joins NUO
Quits NUO
I declare war
Says wants peace
declares war
Releases nuo secrets

Sounds a whole lot like peace

 

[InSight]

wanna know what else is a 'peaceful' war faction?

USA (Iraq war, operation desert shield, operation desert storm, vietnam war, korean war, cold war)

yes, but USA could beat jez's faction. Heck probably SE too.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

yes, but USA could beat jez's faction. Heck probably SE too.

Now we know why Americans want to go to Mars so badly.

 

[InSight]

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Now we know why Americans want to go to Mars so badly.

Hahaha! (also the flat earth is a nice touch) xD

 

[Gecko Gekkota]

BOT please

 

[TtTOtW]

Well you need to gather men if you don't want this to be reduced to a school yard brawl

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Hahaha! (also the flat earth is a nice touch) xD

What NASA scientist are thinking: Carbon on Mars = Life on Mars

What American Politicians think: Carbon on Mars = Carbon is black = Oil is black = Oil = Mars = Oil on Mars

American Politician now knows oil exists on Mars, now they want to find an excuse to go there:
Mars is Red = communism is red = Mars is Communist = Communist is not democracy

 

[InSight]

Well you need to gather men if you don't want this to be reduced to a school yard brawl

That is also fine!

 

[Lt. Snakestrike]

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Now we know why Americans want to go to Mars so badly.

What NASA scientist are thinking: Carbon on Mars = Life on Mars

What American Politicians think: Carbon on Mars = Carbon is black = Oil is black = Oil = Mars = Oil on Mars

American Politician now knows oil exists on Mars, now they want to find an excuse to go there:
Mars is Red = communism is red = Mars is Communist = Communist is not democracy

Can confirm. 100% Accurate.

 

[Horus Lupercal]

What NASA scientist are thinking: Carbon on Mars = Life on Mars

What American Politicians think: Carbon on Mars = Carbon is black = Oil is black = Oil = Mars = Oil on Mars

American Politician now knows oil exists on Mars, now they want to find an excuse to go there:
Mars is Red = communism is red = Mars is Communist = Communist is not democracy

Did someone say freedom?

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Did someone say freedom?

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There are no mentions of freedom in any of my comments.

 

[Lt. Snakestrike]

There are no mentions of freedom in any of my comments.

Oil=Freedom

 

[Horus Lupercal]

There are no mentions of freedom in any of my comments.

Mars is Red = communism is red = Mars is Communist = Communist is not democracy = communism is not free = Mars is not free = Mars requires Freedom

it's the logical end state of your flow

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Oil=Freedom

bullshit, oil = money. And freedom is an excuse.

 

[Horus Lupercal]

bullshit, oil = money. And freedom is an excuse.

That's exactly the point of the joke dude.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Mars is Red = communism is red = Mars is Communist = Communist is not democracy = communism is not free = Mars is not free = Mars requires Freedom

it's the logical end state of your flow

I am talking about the content of my statement, not where the hell it went.

 

[Lt. Snakestrike]

bullshit, oil = money. And freedom is an excuse.

Oh yeah, I know, I was repeating the idiot's viewpoint.

 

[Jez 10]

God, how I act before cringes the shit out of me.

You're actually talking to an 11 year old boi at that time.

 

[The Dark in the Light]

Did someone say freedom?

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Every American war AFTER 1812

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

That's exactly the point of the joke dude.

Found my earlier debate baits.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

God, how I act before cringes the shit out of me.

You're actually talking to an 11 year old boi at that time.

Told u you'll hate yourself.

 

[TtTOtW]

Haha... the real war here... is between Blazer and Gurren Lagann in planet editing... seriously we have some good, healthy, worthy and spectacular "fights"... and the results are mindblowing.

That said, we could implement an actual system here. Which we don't currently have. The problem with that is, we have too many smart buggers who will calculate their way to a win