Cars

[JSP]

We have a thread for Tanks Planes Boats how about Cars
To start us off here is the Plymouth Superbird one of the best cars ever made
If you know who Richard Petty is you know what this car is look at this video go to 6:50 and listen to it's engine

 

[Blazer Ayanami]

Your Plymouth won't stand a round against an overpowered Mustang Shelby GT-500.

 

[Horus Lupercal]

*laughs in supercharged Jaguar*

 

[JSP]

What about the bugatti Chiron

 

[Horus Lupercal]

What about the bugatti Chiron

What about her?

 

[Bananas]

What about the bugatti Chiron

Overrated and is like the only car a 10 year old talks about.

 

[BANDWITH]

Oh you like cars, eh? Good luck praying these away.

 

[TtTOtW]

Shut up.

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Umm how about Cybertruck???? thou i can't post a pic of cybertruck.....

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Umm how about Cybertruck???? thou i can't post a pic of cybertruck.....

All right i found the pic of noice Cybertruck....

 

[Pink]

Only tesla would make a car designed to be easily rendered on a potato computer.

 

[TtTOtW]

Only tesla would make a car designed to be easily rendered on a potato computer.

There's so much pun in this...

 

[Horus Lupercal]

Gordon Murray talks about his new car, the T.50. And if you know anything about this guy, then you'll know just how good it's going to be before you've even started the video.

This thing is gonna be an absolute weapon when it hits the roads.

 

[JSP]

Here are some of my favourite offroad cars

 

[Searcher Space Agency]

Well heres a car ready to blow the exhaust:

Dont mind the Subaru at the back.His engine failed to start.

 

[JSP]

Well heres a car ready to blow the exhaust:
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Dont mind the Subaru at the back.His engine failed to start.

I love Subaru's.

 

[Horus Lupercal]

Here are some of my favourite offroad cars
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I'd nuke the lot of them in one of these

 

[JSP]

I'd nuke the lot of them in one of these

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Lol


I've been in a military landtover before

It was one of these ones.very bumpy.

 

[Horus Lupercal]

Lol


I've been in a military landtover before
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It was one of these ones.very bumpy.

Cos land rovers are over-rated and badly designed.

 

[VibeChecker]

20 years of war in the Middle East and Africa has proven that Toyota pickup trucks are the best trucks for war.

 

[Horus Lupercal]

20 years of war in the Middle East and Africa has proven that Toyota pickup trucks are the best cheapest trucks for war.

We wonder this at work. How Daesh get their hands on several hundred hilux and no one notices them all being imported into a country before it all goes to shit.

 

[VibeChecker]

We wonder this at work. How Daesh get their hands on several hundred hilux and no one notices them all being imported into a country before it all goes to shit.

How much money do militant groups usually spend on these trucks per unit? Probably lower than 2k USD each, even less if they collect them right before they get compacted in a landfill.

 

[Horus Lupercal]

How much money do militant groups usually spend on these trucks per unit? Probably lower than 2k USD each, even less if they collect them right before they get compacted in a landfill.

Even if they were 2k each (which they won't be), a hundred of them is 100 x 2000 = 200,000 USD. So again, we're unsure of how anyone can walk into anywhere, buy a fuckload of pickup trucks, import them into a hot, sandy, ripe for regime change country and no one notice.

And it's not even about the price. Pick up trucks aren't inconspicuous objects. You can't hide one under a blanket like an RPG or a rifle. A hundred of them is essentially a transport ships worth of trucks.
Whether it cost a billion dollars or a 30 pence, surely someone, somehere is noticing this.

 

[VibeChecker]

Even if they were 2k each (which they won't be), a hundred of them is 100 x 2000 = 200,000 USD. So again, we're unsure of how anyone can walk into anywhere, buy a fuckload of pickup trucks, import them into a hot, sandy, ripe for regime change country and no one notice.

And it's not even about the price. Pick up trucks aren't inconspicuous objects. You can't hide one under a blanket like an RPG or a rifle. A hundred of them is essentially a transport ships worth of trucks.
Whether it cost a billion dollars or a 30 pence, surely someone, somehere is noticing this.

Not only are old pickup trucks that might end up in the hands of terrorists (perhaps due to "donations" of nonrecyclable materials to third world countries) present, but also "hundreds" of NEW MODELS are supposedly present. The present hypothesis is that "they're buying them, probably, through formal channels. They're probably going right into the dealerships and purchasing them, and not identifying as ISIS". However, who opens up a dealership in places where very few people can afford motor vehicles?

 

[Horus Lupercal]

Not only are old pickup trucks that might end up in the hands of terrorists (perhaps due to "donations" of nonrecyclable materials to third world countries) present, but also "hundreds" of NEW MODELS are supposedly present. The present hypothesis is that "they're buying them, probably, through formal channels. They're probably going right into the dealerships and purchasing them, and not identifying as ISIS"

2k a vehicle eh?

Of course they won't initially identify as ISIS. However later on during the caliphates hey day, what's to say that they weren't more open with it...

However, who opens up a dealership in places where very few people can afford motor vehicles?

You've never been to these places. The place wasn't always a bomb scarred wasteland and not everyone is a homeless refugee. There is still a lot of money in these places, especially in hands of naughty organisations knee deep in drug exports and foreign support for funding. And everyone drives japanese cars. There's an old joke that the fastest thing across the afghan desert is a toyota corolla being chased by a british army jackal.