Fake Facts

[InSight]

So, in an attempt to screw around with the "not as smart" part of the web, I am making fake facts. You try too! Make them sound believable and good. They don't need to be space related (actually, please don't do space related ones too much). I will put all of them in a list and make them look like your average "facebook facts" and post them in an account I will make. Let's mess with peoples' minds!!

 

[InSight]

For every 10 US citizens, there is 1 McDonald's

 

[Lt. Snakestrike]

Something I find funny: out conspiracying conspiracy theorists...
Basic example I found:
"The moon landings were fake"
Response:
"You believe in the moon? Don't you know it's just a spotlight with a cheese filter projected onto the sky?!"

 

[InSight]

Something I find funny: out conspiracying conspiracy theorists...
Basic example I found:
"The moon landings were fake"
Response:
"You believe in the moon? Don't you know it's just a spotlight with a cheese filter projected onto the sky?!"

Hahahaha!

 

[InSight]

Vegans live up to 10 years longer on average than meat eaters

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Vegans have a 50% chance of getting killed by non-Vegans within their life time.

 

[InSight]

Vegans have a 50% chance of getting killed by non-Vegans within their life time.

Vegans have a 100% chance of being losers.

 

[InSight]

Vegans have a 100% chance of being losers.

Or religious in which case is ok. But I need me my Versatility x

 

[InSight]

Or religious in which case is ok. But I need me my Versatility x

That stupid autofill bar… I was going to say meat………

 

[Chara-cter]

Only 5% of player buy the DLC and only 1,472% of them support the game.

 

[Chara-cter]

In a school with 5000 students, only 2 of them the best and 1000 of them only have 10 astronauts. 10 astronauts and only 3 of them go to space (100% fake)

 

[Chara-cter]

There is a 1/10 chance that ur hamburger is not a real hamburger

 

[Chara-cter]

87,5% of students cheat in exam

 

[TtTOtW]

I like cheese... now I wanna find that filter.

 

[BANDWITH]

The average person in South Sudan lives for about 70 years.

 

[Danny Batten]

The average spider can sense someone sleeping in a 2 mile radius....

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

The average spider can sense someone sleeping in a 2 mile radius....

And they crawl into your lungs and lay their eggs.

 

[Chara-cter]

And they crawl into your lungs and lay their eggs.

oof

 

[InSight]

And they crawl into your lungs and lay their eggs.

oh crap!

 

[TtTOtW]

And they crawl into your lungs and lay their eggs.

Haha, I'd love to see that

 

[TtTOtW]

NARF!!!

 

[BANDWITH]

Alabama is significantly more interesting than people think.

 

[SFS Is Awesome]

Most walruses are gay

 

[BANDWITH]

Frequencies given off by electronics in high quantities are enough to liquify your organs.

 

[TtTOtW]

Frequencies given off by electronics in high quantities are enough to liquify your organs.

That's actually true.