Actually, I'll convert and list all of the reasons coffee sucks:
- If you make it wrong it tastes bad
- If you grow it wrong it tastes bad
- If you add milk it tastes bad
- If you add sugar it tastes bad
- If you refrigerate the grounds it tastes bad
- The most common kind tastes bad
- If you make it cold it tastes bad
- Makes you sleep like shit if you drink it wrong
- Requires brain cells to make
- Stains things easier
- Not a pretty color
- Doesn't come in easy-to-use pouches
- Hot as all FUCK
- Proven to decrease breast size over time
Have fun with your new knowledge, tea drinkers!