Jokes and Riddles

[jerome_the_sfs_boss]

a thread for verbal jokes and riddles...
(no pics)

 

[jerome_the_sfs_boss]

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

Spoiler: Answer

An echo

 

[Soyuzturtle]

I have a head , a tail but no legs.
I am also not a fish. What am I ?

 

[Marmilo]

A snake.

 

[Soyuzturtle]

A snake.

It's supposed to be a penny but I guess snake works as well

 

[jerome_the_sfs_boss]

lol

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

I'm a bone and skin, but i'm flyin...
what i am???

 

[jerome_the_sfs_boss]

I'm a bone and skin, but i'm flyin...
what i am???

plane

 

[jerome_the_sfs_boss]

Mars Pathfinder
i gave you 9 more likes,
1500 likes

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

plane

welp its lighter than plane....

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Mars Pathfinder
i gave you 9 more likes,
1500 likes

oh thanks i didn't know that i'm near to 1.5k likes

 

[jerome_the_sfs_boss]

oh thanks i didn't know that i'm near to 1.5k likes

ihr wilkomen
(i think i spelled it right)

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

plane

welp its lighter than plane....

The answer is

Spoiler: answer

Kite

 

[jerome_the_sfs_boss]

ah damn

The answer is

Spoiler: answer

Kite

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

ah damn

dang i need more accurate translation.....