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[Mars Pathfinder]

Karens after saying bonjour to the server at the mexican restaurant:

Those @ssholes……

lol

 

[TtTOtW]

Karens after saying bonjour to the server at the mexican restaurant:

Hahahahaha!!! Oh shit no!

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Didn't mean to be racist. Just impressed by the mandarin spoken by a non-oriental guy.

 

[TtTOtW]

Didn't mean to be racist. Just impressed by the mandarin spoken by a non-oriental guy.

You think you're impressed???

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Just Dum Fuk Fuk Kin Su Pah!!

 

[James Brown]

What a Maoism

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Oh.

 

[James Brown]

Btw he has an excellent Mandarin skill, much better than me(I seldom speak Mandarin unless putonghua lesson or in Mainland)

 

[Bananas]

This post is so old holy crap.. my jokes were so bad back then lol.

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

This post is so old holy crap.. my jokes were so bad back then lol.

No no if there is a label of 9gag *starts laugh now*

Thou its still funny

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Btw he has an excellent Mandarin skill, much better than me(I seldom speak Mandarin unless putonghua lesson or in Mainland)

Maybe he just memorized the music, like how my friends memorized the entire soviet union anthem but they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.

 

[James Brown]

Maybe he just memorized the music, like how my friends memorized the entire soviet union anthem but they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.

*Soviet anthem misheard*

 

[Pink]

*Soviet anthem misheard*

Hahaha

 

[TtTOtW]

Poor Soviet Union...

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

*Soviet anthem misheard*

Hahaha

Poor Soviet Union...

we will remember ya in bottom of our brain? heart? vodka?

sad Soviets, got blink in late 80's to early 90's

 

[Pink]

Actually I'll continue stomping on the Soviet flag like I was before. :3

 

[TtTOtW]

OOF

 

[Pink]

No love lost.

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Ja

Spoiler: .

Until I've lost interest on her.....

 

[Tyrannosaurus Rex]

我真的不知道那意味着什么

 

[James Brown]

我真的不知道那意味着什么

Wo yie bu tai qing chu wa, dan shi wai guo ren hwei geng ming bai zhei ge xiao hua

Wo de Pinyin bu shi hen hao sorry

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

我真的不知道那意味着什么

Wo yie bu tai qing chu wa, dan shi wai guo ren hwei geng ming bai zhei ge xiao hua

Wo de Pinyin bu shi hen hao sorry

Dum Fuk

 

[James Brown]

Dum Fuk

Let me talk in Pinyin then

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Let me talk in Pinyin then

Fa kin Su Pah dum fuk :3