Scrapped NUO battle plans

BANDWITH

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#1
This is perfectly okay with the NUO, right?
First off, the NUO would create large underground tea plantations. Then, we would release all of the tea diseases on this website to destroy the tea market. This would then supposedly cause chaos in the ranks of the SE, leaving people such as @Danny Batten to not be able to operate any warships. Then, the NUO would set up a trade market for tea that would sell canned tea, canned/powderized milk, and surcralose packets. This would then lead to nuking of immobilized SE bases, winning the war. (You would still have canned tea though.)
 
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TtTOtW

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#2
You may gather all the rocks on Mars, but you shall not have our Tea!!!

Good thing you scrapped the plan :p
 

Altaïr

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#3
Oh God, that plan is tearrible! o_O
 

Danny Batten

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#4
This is perfectly okay with the NUO, right?
First off, the NUO would create large underground tea plantations. Then, we would release all of the tea diseases on this website to destroy the tea market. This would then supposedly cause chaos in the ranks of the SE, leaving people such as @Danny Batten to not be able to operate any warships. Then, the NUO would set up a trade market for tea that would sell canned tea, canned/powderized milk, and surcralose packets. This would then lead to nuking of immobilized SE bases, winning the war. (You would still have canned tea though.)
Foolish! You think we do t have vast supply’s of tea?
 

Jez 10

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#5
Lemme see, ASA plants tea, I may provide you with enough tea seedlings.
 

Jez 10

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#6
Thats how I'm neutral (with a little bias). Just make sure you won't touch ASA if you destroy SE.
 

Gecko Gekkota

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#9
This is perfectly okay with the NUO, right?
First off, the NUO would create large underground tea plantations. Then, we would release all of the tea diseases on this website to destroy the tea market. This would then supposedly cause chaos in the ranks of the SE, leaving people such as @Danny Batten to not be able to operate any warships. Then, the NUO would set up a trade market for tea that would sell canned tea, canned/powderized milk, and surcralose packets. This would then lead to nuking of immobilized SE bases, winning the war. (You would still have canned tea though.)
You fools, we have failsafes to prevent any malicious tampering with Tea stocks. You severely underestimated my planning, especially when tea is involved
 

BANDWITH

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#10
These aren't real plans. I didn't put them in the faction room for discussion, and they wouldn't work because plants can grow on other planets.
 

Danny Batten

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#11
These aren't real plans. I didn't put them in the faction room for discussion, and they wouldn't work because plants can grow on other planets.
Here on the Moon we have a huge market for Lunar Carrots, we have huge greenhouse rooms. But before you ask, yes we filter the soil from any harmful particles, then we carefully nurture them until they are mature