Don't mess with Russia

[TtTOtW]

I just sometimes want to talk with fellow countrymen in a foreign forum in their language,well, I'm too lazy,but the point is that you monitor the entire written text,here's what I can tell you that it is not necessary to be afraid to sit on the forum,we lead are not engaged in propoganda of anything=)we are Russian-harmless)

That's what private conversations are for. in my entire time here I spoke Afrikaans 3 times in public. As courtesy to my fellow countrymen and dutch brothers. And, very briefly.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Using the power of motherland

So he used the power of the motherland to vandalize the motherland.

Asshole Vadim is at it again.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Yall idiots think Vadim is patriot. No he's not. He hates communism. Ever since he got 5 year Gulag for sticking firecracker up commander's ass crack in showers.

A familiar cry of Vadim can be heard "Soviet Union stupid idea!"

Then towards end of the Soviet Union, Vadim watched SpongeBob for first time. "Blyat!" he exclaimed "Patrik is complete debil! Just like USSR!"

So he found nearest municipal building with Soviet star, spraycan and paint brush in hand.... yall know the rest. How the hell he got up there is mystery.

 

[Horus Lupercal]

How the fuck did he get up there in the first place.

That doesn't really look like that much of a hard climb

America: My Chinook can lift an artillery cannon.

USSR: My Mi-26 can lift a Chinook carrying an artillery cannon.

America:
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[Chara-cter]

 

[Chara-cter]

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

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[Roger Jolly]

Now you can open your beans and eat them like proper gentlemen

And have a beer without cutting your fingers all up

 

[TtTOtW]

I don't need spoons. Or forks. Maybe a knife here and there.

 

[Chara-cter]

I don't need spoons. Or forks. Maybe a knife here and there.

I use my bare hand to open it

 

[TtTOtW]

I send a Proton up to drop it for me after cooking it on the way up. After impact there's no trouble getting to the charc... er... food...

 

[Roger Jolly]

I don't need spoons. Or forks. Maybe a knife here and there.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Now you can open your beans and eat them like proper gentlemen
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And have a beer without cutting your fingers all up

There should be tacticunt rails on this contraption, so I can attach an ACOG on it to improve my accuracy at opening a can of food. Hell, you can even throw on a nightvision scope to allow you to eat in complete darkness.

You can also attach an underslung grenade launcher onto the spoon so you can eat while pomping self-propelled grenades at the enemy.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

I should install tactical rails on my pants, one on each asscheek, so I can install tactical toilet paper on one side and tactical bipod on the other. With these, I can take a tactical shit in the middle of a battlefield while shooting at the enemy. The bipod not only allows me to squat for longer duration, but also increases my shitting accuracy by 60%.

 

[Chara-cter]

but also increases my shitting accuracy by 60%.

*inhale*

 

[Roger Jolly]

I should install tactical rails on my pants, one on each asscheek, so I can install tactical toilet paper on one side and tactical bipod on the other. With these, I can take a tactical shit in the middle of a battlefield while shooting at the enemy. The bipod not only allows me to squat for longer duration, but also increases my shitting accuracy by 60%.

Then you could dig a smaller hole with the spoon

 

[Horus Lupercal]

The bipod not only allows me to squat for longer duration,

No joke, the squat is actually a really good firing position.

 

[TtTOtW]

No joke, the squat is actually a really good firing position.

And as you probably know, it's also how Muslims are instructed to do it. Seriously, you learn how to do EVERYTHING in this religion. Yes, I know, but it is relevant here.

 

[Roger Jolly]

And as you probably know, it's also how Muslims are instructed to do it. Seriously, you learn how to do EVERYTHING in this religion. Yes, I know, but it is relevant here.

Everyone outside the western world knows the way to squat shit for good health

 

[TtTOtW]

So much for "progress, technology and convenience" making life "better than ever before"

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

No joke, the squat is actually a really good firing position.

HAHA! The army mong is right for once!

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Everyone outside the western world knows the way to squat shit for good health

I shit while standing up.

 

[Danny Batten]

Now you can open your beans and eat them like proper gentlemen
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And have a beer without cutting your fingers all up

I recommend using a plasma torch, you might just find it to be extremely effective

 

[Roger Jolly]

 

[TtTOtW]

Those are my kinda beans!