Good evening ESOI viewers, I’m Lester Wise and let’s get In to the news
Recent events
In recent events the President Of Mars @Gecko Gekkota was awarded the only known case of the DB Approval Stamp,
This is unprecedented, has Danny Batten gone too far?
The titanium carrot market has gone up 5% in the past two weeks after a publicity stunt of dropping 1000000 seeds over City 4, the damages from this stunt is still being tallied. The “damage done” said by the President Danny Batten was only miner, but he forgot to take in to account the high density of Titanium Carrot Seeds, with some allegedly cutting a 2cm hole through a mining rig.
Here is a conversation with one of the Miners that was present during the “fall”,
Miner: “At first we thought it would be harmless, being seeds and that, but the closer they came it became apparent that they were traveling at least 20m/s .
I barely got out of it alive, luckily there was a shelter pod nearby.”
The Lunar Government apologises to the Mining Colony’s effected and will be compensated for the damages.
In other news on Earth, our shining blue marble, we’ve seen the first unadded ascent of Robo Mons which is a whopping 2.65km tall, the man that did it, John Pickit, has a few words to the people that helped him achieve this monumental task, we have him live, John you’re Live,
John: Hi, I still can’t believe I actually did it, this task has been my life for 4 years. I....
Oh I’m sorry John, we had to cut you off there as we’ve just got some breaking news!
Legman has been spotted in Sector 13-Lunar, all citizens beware, I’ve you’are in public seek shelter immediately the Lunar Royal Spacforce is on there way to lure him to a safe location.
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Be safe, I’ve been Lester Wise see you tomorrow
Up next on ESOI,
How Intelligent are your Pets?
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