Hawk entry

[The epic chicken]

Oh, oops, sorry. Welp, I'll just go hide in the corner.

But there isn't a corner
It's a forum not a house

 

[Marmilo]

But there isn't a corner
It's a forum not a house

The corners of the forum are so deep and dark that you can't even see them if you don't know where they are...

 

[The epic chicken]

My fixed entry

Blazer it's still a 100mb file so don't try viewing it on mobile data

Blazer when u get time can you check this

 

[Blazer Ayanami]

Blazer when u get time can you check this

According to the Admin Panel...

you have the badge since...

almost 72 hours ago.

 

[Pink]

I guess it wasn't that important if he didn't notice.

 

[The epic chicken]

The corners of the forum are so deep and dark that you can't even see them if you don't know where they are...

I guess it wasn't that important if he didn't notice.

Uhh




I didn't notice

 

[The epic chicken]

Time for the jovian mission
I'm gonna use Shitty Shuttle B3 on this mission

As all 42 Titan engines fire up, they put out nearly 17 kilotons of thrust to lift shitty shuttle off the ground, thankfully the launch pad is well built and can take all the thrust hitting off it.

And we climb high into the atmosphere

And soon reach orbit

We can use the remaining fuel in the booster to help escape Earth's soi, before ditching it

We can now use the shitty Shuttle to escape Earth's soi

We then use the remaining fuel in the shitty shuttle to fling ourselves onto an intercept course with Jupiter

Now with the fuel supply in the shitty shuttle exhausted, we can ditch it and use the high efficiency stage we packed for the trip

Bye shitty shuttle, we then use the high efficiency stage to adjust our intercept trajectory

We then do an retrograde burn to get into orbit of Jupiter

Next, we set an encounter for callisto

Once we've arrived we, get into callisto orbit, and then detach out lander

We can then do a landing an Callisto

that landing was pretty good for my first Callisto landing, now we need to get home

We fire up the single Valiant engine and get back into orbit

We then rendezvous with the high efficiency stage

After transferring the fuel from the lander stage (orange bit) into the crew capsule and the high efficiency stage, we can leave Callisto's orbit
(To be continued)

 

[The epic chicken]

After transferring the fuel from the lander stage (orange bit) into the crew capsule and the high efficiency stage, we can leave Callisto's orbit

And set an encounter for earth

And we're head back to earth

We then use the remaining fuel in the high efficiency stage to slow down

After using up the high efficiency stage's fuel to slow down we can jettison it, and use the crew capsule service module to slow down even more

And once the service module is out of fuel we can jettison it too,

And we fly into Earth's atmosphere while going 3 kilometres per second, causing a firey re entery

We quickly slow down thanks to drag, and make a safe landing on earth

And here's the achievements list

 

[Marmilo]

You ditched the shuttle?
That's... SCANDALOUS!!
I'm appalled!

 

[The epic chicken]

You ditched the shuttle?
That's... SCANDALOUS!!
I'm appalled!

Naw, I used it as a booster

 

[Marmilo]

Naw, I used it as a booster

DISGRACE
How dare you
You should be burnt like a heretic, cause you are one

 

[The epic chicken]

DISGRACE
How dare you
You should be burnt like a heretic, cause you are one

sorry?

 

[Marmilo]

sorry?

You damn right should be!
What did you think, using a shuttle as a booster? It's like having a Knight's personal combat horse pull a cart of manure

 

[Pink]

I am afraid that this does not qualify due to the use of "no engine heat".
But it was a very impressive mission, and I'm sure you'll be able to smash it with a legit booster.

Pro tip: analyse how much fuel you had remaining when you returned to Earth:
Aside from a small margin quantity, this fuel is useless.
If you reduce your fuel tanks by this amount, your top stages will be lighter, and your middle stage can be lighter, and your shuttle and booster can be smaller if it makes things easier.
It's an upward spiral!

 

[The epic chicken]

I am afraid that this does not qualify due to the use of "no engine heat".
But it was a very impressive mission, and I'm sure you'll be able to smash it with a legit booster.

Pro tip: analyse how much fuel you had remaining when you returned to Earth:
Aside from a small margin quantity, this fuel is useless.
If you reduce your fuel tanks by this amount, your top stages will be lighter, and your middle stage can be lighter, and your shuttle and booster can be smaller if it makes things easier.
It's an upward spiral!

Ah fuck, here we go again

 

[The epic chicken]

Did the launch 600 tonnes to orbit mission

Ok fine, it's 612 tonnes

This is the rocket, its called the little rocket that could

And we lift off

And then fire up all engines

And we climb high into the atmosphere

Ditch the first stage

And begin hoping the second stage does its job

It slowly climbs in to orbit

And bam, 612 tonnes into orbit

Mooncrasher could you review this once getting a chance

 

[Marmilo]

 

[The epic chicken]

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How'd you get th bp

 

[Marmilo]

How'd you get th bp

I got your ip
And one of your ports is unprotected by your firewall. A 5 year old can get in there

 

[The epic chicken]

I got your ip
And one of your ports is unprotected by your firewall. A 5 year old can get in there

Ayo

Edit: also I don't have any unprotected ports

 

[Altaïr]

Ah, well done chicken!

 

[TtTOtW]

I got your ip
And one of your ports is unprotected by your firewall. A 5 year old can get in there

Lol. Oh shit XD

 

[Pink]

Looks like you did it the hard way, congrats.
Swinging straight to 20 degrees after lift-off is.... different.

 

[The epic chicken]

Lol. Oh shit XD

Don't worry, I don't have any unprotected ports, I checked

Looks like you did it the hard way, congrats.
Swinging straight to 20 degrees after lift-off is.... different.

Thanks
The swinging to 20 degrees immediately is required, otherwise the rocket wouldn't reach orbit

Ah, well done chicken!

Thanks

 

[The epic chicken]

Imma just submit my R32 skyline GT-R replica for the replica challenge cause why not

it even drives, albeit slower than the real thing