She still took part though.
Say, Operation Desert Shield, Desert Storm and the Osama's holiday home siege was way too easy as well.
So I'm gonna add some gameplay updates to make it more challenging.
Desert_WaRZoNe V0.1.2.2 Updates:
- All freedom fighters explode upon death
- All freedom fighters can run faster than a Humvee
- All freedom fighters can climb up walls
- All freedom fighters can fly
- All freedom fighters' Toyota pickup trucks have been replaced by the Toyota Sprinter Trueno AE-86 (NANI? TERROR DRIFTO????)
- Jamsheed removed from the game for being too OP
- Abu Hajaar removed from the game for being too stupid
- All US Marine models changed to Arnold Schwarzenegger
- All British soldier models changed to Medieval Crusaders, DUES VULT!
- US marines and British soldiers can no longer understand each other
- Car bombs now cost a third its original crafting cost
- Time delay for throwing grenades have been removed for freedom fighters
- MREs have been repurposed from "Meal Ready-to-Eat" to "Meal Ready-to-Explode", you figure out the rest
- All Claymores have their internal explosives reversed, DO NOT trust the "THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY" label on the outside
- All fighter planes behave like helicopters
- All helicopters behave like fighter planes
- Aircraft can land nowhere, they'll just sink through the floor and explode
- AK47 shoots exploding bullets (not to be confused with the bolter)
- M4A1 jam chance increased to 50%
- M1 Abrams main gun max fire rate increased to 1000 rpm.
- M1 Abrams top speed is now 420 km/h, faster than an F1 racecar.
- F1 racecar added, for fun
- The barret .50 cal now fires cruise missiles that does no damage, it just looks hilarious
- All Radio chatter is now earrape, try learning hand signs
- Precision bombers are now no longer precise, they could land anywhere, even on your head
- F117 Nighthawk can only drop nukes
- Osama have been upgraded to OsamaTRON 9000, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear, also makes the final boss fight way more exciting.
- All attack aircraft no longer bother confirming their targets before engaging, that means they'll shoot anything that moves on the FLIR.
- Civilians are indestructible
- Due to media backlash for the seemingly "racist" black face paint in the previous installment, the black face paint have now been made even blacker, using advanced blackening technology developed from MIT.
- RPG-7 is now full auto
- M203 underslung g.launcher is now full auto
- Cat girls added to replace medics
- Russians removed from the game for being too noisy