SO A few days ago I sent an email to my wife on the computer machine, but I accidentally sent the email to myself! There was a response the next day, I thought it was from my wife but it was from me! And the response from me was said “let me in”, I thought it was a funny glitch with the computer machine! The next time it changed and said “now” instead of “let me in”! And after that I looked at my door and heard a man with my voice say “let me in, Billy”. Then my wife looked at me and said “who’s that, are you gay?” so then she walked to the door to give him a whoopin, but when she opened it it was ME!!! But my skin, it looked like it hadn't seen a drop of water in one million four thousand days!!!!!1!!!!1!! And then my wife said ”is this your brother?” and then I responded “I don’t have no brother!” Then my evil twin said “thank you” and turned my wife into a chair! And then I screamed and said “you better scramble out of my house before I fold you like an omelet” and then i pulled out my .50 cal revolver! and then he said “wdym, this is my house” and then he pulled out his concealed carry rocket launcher!!! And then I ran to my closet and that’s where I am calling you from!!! Please come to my house NOW, my address is 420, Mexico Street Lane 878787 Boulevard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(intended to be read with an over-exaggerated southern American accent)