PLUTO IZ A PLANET

[8BitCosmonaut]

Its just a rock. And the sun is a big ball of lava.

 

[TtTOtW]

Its just a rock. And the sun is a big ball of lava.

Thank you Professor Gummi-Bear.

 

[OkisiTitana]

Its just a rock. And the sun is a big ball of lava.

Sun is a big ball of helium*

 

[Earl]

Sun is a big ball of helium*

r/whoosh

 

[Blazer Ayanami]

Sun is a big ball of helium*

Correction, it was originally made of hydrogen, but fusions it into helium

 

[TtTOtW]

Well, that's the generally accepted theory anyway

 

[Pink]

My theory is that it fuses Cheese Puffs into double Cheese Puffs.

(As far as I know, the Hydrogen-into-Helium theory is unlikely to be rufuted at this point. Like the theory-that-gravity-holds-us-to-the-earth)

 

[Roger Jolly]

My theory is that it fuses Cheese Puffs into double Cheese Puffs.

(As far as I know, the Hydrogen-into-Helium theory is unlikely to be rufuted at this point. Like the theory-that-gravity-holds-us-to-the-earth)

Or does gravity make us fall onto the Earth and scrape our knee in this warped imaginary universe we have?

and a dwarf planet is a planet and Munchkins and Time Bandits are people too and whatever anyone thinks Pluto is Pluto as great as it ever was and better even with a closer look than ever I figured and the Iluminati can’t take that away from either of us

 

[Blazer Ayanami]

*coughs*
Conclusión: Pluto Iz not a planet.

 

[Lt. Snakestrike]

Cool, case closed. Who wants to close the thread?

 

[TtTOtW]

I say Pluto is the best planet that ever got robbed of its status by people much smaller than it. Just because it can't talk and they can.

 

[TtTOtW]

But, it can hold 5 moons in their orbits. Can these smart idiots even keep an apple in orbit around themselves? They need to learn to shut up.

 

[Blazer Ayanami]

I say Pluto is the best planet that ever got robbed of its status by people much smaller than it. Just because it can't talk and they can.

But, it can hold 5 moons in their orbits. Can these smart idiots even keep an apple in orbit around themselves? They need to learn to shut up.

I would say you like Pluto So much to accept the truth

 

[TtTOtW]

I would say you like Pluto So much to accept the truth

Lol. Love is a strange thing.

 

[Roger Jolly]

Maybe we could stir up a pro bono lawsuit on behalf of Pluto for defamation of character and the crude and blatantly racist definition brewed up by the over educated and unimaginative members of the IAU...
If someone could tweet that I’m sure it would grow legs

 

[Horus Lupercal]

f someone could tweet that I’m sure it would grow legs

Don't say legs on this forum. Everything grows legs here

 

[TtTOtW]

Don't say legs on this forum. Everything grows legs here

Lol, courtesy of the Sanctor!

 

[Lt. Snakestrike]

I say Pluto is the best planet that ever got robbed of its status by people much smaller than it. Just because it can't talk and they can.

Seriously, humans defending pluto over this ENTIRELY arbitrary definition which doesn't even affect it is the most STUPID thing ever. Making it a planet with its discovery had no effect on it, and neither did reclassifying it.

The only reason I can think of why people are so convinced is simply because of ridiculous use of empathy. It's like someone was given a promotion, and you're happy for them, but then they get demoted back again to a position they were better suited for anyway, but people still get angry for no fucking reason... except its not like a human where the demotion can affect something like their pay. It's like when a person steps on a Roomba and is then so sorry even though it doesn't even do anything.

The only other thing I can think of is that people grew up learning that Pluto was a planet, and don't want to accept the change, and that what they learned could be wrong (kinda like Galileo and the church), or that something that they learned might not make much sense.

Seriously, can everyone stop whining about Pluto... It really doesn't matter.

 

[Lt. Snakestrike]

And before someone claims that "iF it DoEsn'T mATtER, WHY arE yOu SpeNdiNG So mUcH tiME ArGUinG AboUt iT?!"

I grew up with the 9 planets, but I really don't care about the change in classification. It makes sense, but it doesn't affect me really. What DOES affect me is the annoyance at everybody whining about it.

 

[TtTOtW]

But... but... but PLUTO! *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!*
*Cries myself into ICU*

 

[Blazer Ayanami]

And before someone claims that "iF it DoEsn'T mATtER, WHY arE yOu SpeNdiNG So mUcH tiME ArGUinG AboUt iT?!"

I grew up with the 9 planets, but I really don't care about the change in classification. It makes sense, but it doesn't affect me really. What DOES affect me is the annoyance at everybody whining about it.

I grew up with nine planets too, but I accepted the change quickly.
Times change, So does Science. And current Science says Pluto is not a planet. The End.

 

[TtTOtW]

If science redefines your nose as your butt, we'll talk again

 

[Pink]

It makes sense, but it doesn't affect me really.

Well put.

 

[Blazer Ayanami]

If science redefines your nose as your butt, we'll talk again

If Science redefines my nose as a Butt, it will be a Butt, cause that's what Science says.

 

[TtTOtW]

If Science redefines my nose as a Butt, it will be a Butt, cause that's what Science says.

I don't have that level of confidence in science! The most highly learned and experienced scientists themselves say science is science... because we don't know. Einstein said, "If we knew what exactly it is we are doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it..."
But, as humans we need to hold onto something concrete. I'm not letting the questioning of young minds destroy my peace. I'm getting too old for that shit.