That's a nice high horse you've got there. It would sure be a shame if something were to... happen to it.
Sorry, not great with memes. Just spacecraft. I decided to see if I could land on the moon with, say, 3 parts.
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Not really any way to improve on that. How much delta-v does it have? Eh, nobody knows. Let's see if it explodes!
So I flew to the moon and landed. Wow, I had fuel left! Like 8%. I know, quite an angle, but it balanced.
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Well, now what? So I decided to see if I could make it back.
Yep, intercept set for earth. 2% fuel. Drat, no parachute. I figured I might as well give it a try before I rebuilt my ship.
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Not exactly easy... it was quite a suicide burn. But yes, I flew to the moon, landed, and returned safely without any cheats or modifications of any kind and with only three parts.
Edit: do I get the award for ugliest moon SSTL?