Speech for World War 3

[Lolbit_isawesome]

I have been questioning the decision of leaving the war And having peace, and well, Peace is the one thing that we should value the most. Both sides have absolutely no differences whatsoever but are still locked in this big conflict over nothing. We could be prosperous instead of destroyed in conflict, We could be peaceful instead of war torn, This Tension can be history instead of the human race being history over war. Peace is the best decision for this tension. But if both sides wish to declare war and see who is strongest let it be. I will go wherever my friends go. (this took me a long time to think of so just think about peace)

 

[ReEntry15]

But isn't it fun to have a massive space war?

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

Well.. Nah Screw it! YOU ALLIES ARE GOING DOWN!

 

[Danny Batten]

Well.. Nah Screw it! YOU ALLIES ARE GOING DOWN!

You may say that now but the allies might is like an iceberg, you may see a bit of it...but in reality there is more than enough to crush the axis like a bug getting stepped on!

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

You may say that now but the allies might is like an iceberg, you may see a bit of it...but in reality there is more than enough to crush the axis like a bug getting stepped on!

You got it mixed up! Were the iceberg and you guys are the Titanic, it will only take a little scratch to bring you down

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

LET THAT SINK IN!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

PUN INTENDED

 

[Danny Batten]

LET THAT SINK IN!!!!!!!!!

very good pun, but an ice cube can’t sink a ship.

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

A ship cant sink an ice cube either

 

[Danny Batten]

A ship cant sink an ice cube either

No it would chrush it like nothing ever occurred.

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

If a boat ran over an ice cube it would probably just push it along, it wouldn't have enough force to crush it

 

[Danny Batten]

If a boat ran over an ice cube it would probably just push it along, it wouldn't have enough force to crush it

That may be true but the propellers would shread it, just what the allies will do to the axis.

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

So your going in a boat thats driving backwords?

 

[Danny Batten]

So your going in a boat thats driving backwords?

Exactly, as it will be so easy to destroy you, that we can do it backwards.

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

All this trouble to destroy an ice cube?

 

[Danny Batten]

All this trouble to destroy an ice cube?

A little baby can grow up to be a monster so why would we take a chance with the axis.

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

Why would you take a chance of trying to destroy a ice cube while driving a boat backwords? I dont see any point in this

 

[Danny Batten]

Why would you take a chance of trying to destroy a ice cube while driving a boat backwords? I dont see any point in this

Because it’s that easy to crush the pestilence that is the axis.

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

What kind of boat are you using to crush the ice cube?

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

And it is pretty hard to crush an ice berg with a jet-ski propeller

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

Brb ill be back in like an hour in a half

 

[Danny Batten]

Ok..you may of won this battle but the war will cary on.....( I had to end it or I would do this all night lol)

 

[Lolbit_isawesome]

Lol i would say a tie

 

[Danny Batten]

Lol i would say a tie

Lmao I would agree

 

[ReEntry15]

You may say that now but the allies might is like an iceberg, you may see a bit of it...but in reality there is more than enough to crush the axis like a bug getting stepped on!

"You may see a bit of it" that's what she said