Tanks

[Soyuzturtle]

Therapist: Japanese tiger tank isn't real , it can't hurt you.

Japanese tiger tank:

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Therapist: Japanese tiger tank isn't real , it can't hurt you.

Japanese tiger tank: View attachment 42191

i smell somethin here........


*insert flammin tanks from pacific theater*

welp its not IO so its ok

 

[Soyuzturtle]

So you've seen the Bob semple tank...

But have you seen...

BIG BOB! This tank was an idea of Bob semple but was never seriously considered. The only art we have is fan made.( This picture is from hoi 4 )

 

[Chara-cter]

 

[TtTOtW]

Right in its element...

 

[Earl]

View attachment 42272

Someone needs to do this but with a Maus

 

[TtTOtW]

Someone needs to do this but with a Maus

Hahaha! You'll be unable to see the mouse!

Unless maybe Splinter...
... or Vinnie.

 

[TtTOtW]

"Biker mice from Mars... Biker mice from Mars... Biker mice from Mars..."
Horus Lupercal you remember? They really deserved tanks though.

 

[Horus Lupercal]

@Horus Lupercal you remember? They really deserved tanks though.

Tanker Mice from Mars. Would be a work of irony if they were using Maus/Ratte AFVs as well.

Or Tanker Mice, riding in tanks named after big cats.

 

[TtTOtW]

Or taking on Tiger tanks operated by tigers...

 

[Horus Lupercal]

This needs a TV show. Tanks operated by whatever they're named after, so crowds of big cats wanging AT shells at various Civil War generals and leaders of the United Kingdom

 

[Soyuzturtle]

This needs a TV show. Tanks operated by whatever they're named after, so crowds of big cats wanging AT shells at various Civil War generals and leaders of the United Kingdom

Correct me if I'm wrong but there weren't really many British tanks names after our leaders. Theres the Churchill , I can't think of any others. British tank names were quite generic ; Matilda , valentine , crusader , challenger etc

 

[Horus Lupercal]

Correct me if I'm wrong

Ok, if you insist...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Cromwell
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cromwell_tank


A more accurate phrase I could use is 'crewed by the letter C', because most British tanks start with that (Chieftain, Centurion, Challengerx3, Crusader, Comet, Cromwell, Churchill etc) but it'd be difficult to crew a vehicle with a letter of the alphabet or a valentines day card (you could get a matilda in a matilda though) so I picked the largest single group of tie-ins able to crew an AFV, which happened to be national leaders.

 

[Earl]

This needs a TV show. Tanks operated by whatever they're named after, so crowds of big cats wanging AT shells at various Civil War generals and leaders of the United Kingdom

Hang on, who would operate the Dicker Max?

 

[Horus Lupercal]

Hang on, who would operate the Dicker Max

Richard Nixon

 

[Chara-cter]

flamethrower would be for anti infantry

Just found out that flamethrower is a war crime

 

[Soyuzturtle]

Just found out that flamethrower is a war crime

Life hack : Instead use the ' not a flamethrower '! Checkmate Geneva convention !

 

[Horus Lupercal]

Just found out that flamethrower is a war crime

Actually, it isn't.

http://disarmament.un.org/treaties/t/ccwc_p3/text

It's only illegal to use incendiary weapons (including flamethrowers) against civilian targets (for obvious reasons) or against military targets within civilian areas (for obvious reasons). But there's nothing in the protocol against driving your NOD flame tank up to a bunker full of dudes and flammenwerfing the shit out of them.


It's actually more legal to use a flamethrower in combat than it is to use a 'not a flamethrower' outside of combat.

 

[TtTOtW]

Actually, it isn't.

http://disarmament.un.org/treaties/t/ccwc_p3/text

It's only illegal to use incendiary weapons (including flamethrowers) against civilian targets (for obvious reasons) or against military targets within civilian areas (for obvious reasons). But there's nothing in the protocol against driving your NOD flame tank up to a bunker full of dudes and flammenwerfing the shit out of them.

Interesting you may find it: I am forbidden to take anyone whatsoever's life by fire. Not even in war.

 

[Pink]

Interesting you may find it: I am forbidden to take anyone whatsoever's life by fire. Not even in war.

I can't imagine that comes up often.

I mean, you're not a member of a super secret assassin society, are you?

 

[TtTOtW]

I can't imagine that comes up often.

I mean, you're not a member of a super secret assassin society, are you?

The Law for all Muslims are the same

 

[Horus Lupercal]

Interesting you may find it: I am forbidden to take anyone whatsoever's life by fire. Not even in war.

The Law for all Muslims are the same

I know a Jordanian fighter pilot that wishes that was 100% true.

 

[TtTOtW]

I know a Jordanian fighter pilot that wishes that was 100% true.

It is true. It is people who are not true to the law over them.

 

[Chara-cter]

I think I'll keep the old turret (maybe make it looks cool) and put the M242 auto cannon on it instead

Horus Lupercal what do you think about the XM913?

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Just found out that flamethrower is a war crime

even the *bobby* traps in vietnam (insert the digged soil with sharp sticks below and covered with leaves etc..)