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It’s that time of year again, fellow ..forumers? ..SFSians? What the hell is the demonym for this place, anyway?
No matter!
Its time to:
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Actually, now that I think about it, doesn’t really all seem too fun. Disappointing.
Getting back to the consistent idea this thread supposedly has, here’s what you’re actually supposed to do:
1: Holiday Spirit is a highly dangerous and contagious variant of Christmas Spirit. Believed to have started on October 3rd, 2020, it is often spread via carols, books, bodily fluids, snow, festive drinks, and biohazardous outdoor displays. Like Christmas Spirit, the disease usually subsides by early to mid January but in severe cases may become chronic. Given the similarities to Christmas Spirit, it is expected to cause 75% of winter-related deaths. Symptoms are as displayed above. Minor cases exhibit 1-3 symptom(s), while moderate and severe cases may have 4-7 and 8-10 symptoms, respectively. There is no cure.
(also, if you have somehow not noticed, both Holiday Spirit and Christmas Spirit are a joke. There is an actual, real, disease that you should be worried about, not these two. Stay safe, folks.)
No matter!
Its time to:
- Spend your imaginary $600 stimulus check on gifts for the friends and family you don’t have!
- Pretend you live somewhere that it snows so that you can see it for the last time!
- Sacrifice your carbohydrates and dairy products to an enormous man!
- Die horribly due to Holiday Spirit!
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Actually, now that I think about it, doesn’t really all seem too fun. Disappointing.
Getting back to the consistent idea this thread supposedly has, here’s what you’re actually supposed to do:
- Share any stories/pictures/etc of fun things in the winter holidays
- Ask Horus to write an essay about why he 100% wants the SLS for Christmas
- Show off a neat rocket you made that is holiday related
- Tell about a few traditions or gifts you have/got
- Fill out the poll above (expires sometime around January 1st, 2021) with the symptoms of Holiday Spirit1 you are currently suffering from
1: Holiday Spirit is a highly dangerous and contagious variant of Christmas Spirit. Believed to have started on October 3rd, 2020, it is often spread via carols, books, bodily fluids, snow, festive drinks, and biohazardous outdoor displays. Like Christmas Spirit, the disease usually subsides by early to mid January but in severe cases may become chronic. Given the similarities to Christmas Spirit, it is expected to cause 75% of winter-related deaths. Symptoms are as displayed above. Minor cases exhibit 1-3 symptom(s), while moderate and severe cases may have 4-7 and 8-10 symptoms, respectively. There is no cure.
(also, if you have somehow not noticed, both Holiday Spirit and Christmas Spirit are a joke. There is an actual, real, disease that you should be worried about, not these two. Stay safe, folks.)
