COFFEE BLASPHEMY

[Earl]

I'll end this argument and unite both sides…
The worst beverage on god's green earth:
>prepare a dark roast coffee
>prepare your tea of choice
>add sweetner and milk to your tea
>pour the tea in the coffee like it is mil or sweetner
>sprinkle extra tea leaves on top (it adds more flavor)
>do anything but enjoy this horrid amalgamation of a beverage
>die

 

[Earl]

I'll end this argument and unite both sides…
The worst beverage on god's green earth:
>prepare a dark roast coffee
>prepare your tea of choice
>add sweetner and milk to your tea
>pour the tea in the coffee like it is mil or sweetner
>sprinkle extra tea leaves on top (it adds more flavor)
>do anything but enjoy this horrid amalgamation of a beverage
>die

After writing this, I kind of want to see someone make this.

 

[Pink]

After writing this, I kind of want to see someone make this.

Is the final step necessary?

 

[TtTOtW]

Is the final step necessary?

YES.

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Both drinks are have pros and cons..

But the good part is that

None of them would exist as drinks if they are not liquids

And I'll stick with water or VoDkA anyways

 

[TtTOtW]

Also.

I'm deeply disappointed. Lol.

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Also.

I'm deeply disappointed. Lol.

Hehe :3 :3

 

[Pink]

YES.

Well, I'm a bit too busy right now to dedicate enough time to this 'die' step. Maybe sometime in the future.

 

[TrenchRabbit]

Coffee will always be the best and my sleep schedule can back me up on that one.

 

[TtTOtW]

Hehe :3 :3

Ah, but they haven't tasted the Truce specialty yet.

Also,

Well, I'm a bit too busy right now to dedicate enough time to this 'die' step. Maybe sometime in the future.

Sad. Lol. Now we'll never know.

 

[TtTOtW]

By the way, Commander Mars Pathfinder, Your ass is grass.

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

By the way, Commander Mars Pathfinder, Your ass is grass.

Your grass is ass too :3 :3 :3 :3

 

[James Brown]

Coffee will always be the best and my sleep schedule can back me up on that one.

PEARL MILK TEA IS THE BEST, a milk tea with pearl

 

[Horus Lupercal]

After writing this, I kind of want to see someone make this.

No, you don't. I've tried it before (when work can't decide which it wants to give you, so both it is) and it's fucking disgusting.

Your ass is grass.

Don't say that. He'll just add it to hot water and try drinking it.

 

[James Brown]

I cannot live without pearl milk tea

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

By the way, Commander Mars Pathfinder, Your ass is grass.

Your grass is ass too :3 :3 :3 :3

Where is our lovely grass??

 

[Pink]

No, you don't. I've tried it before (when work can't decide which it wants to give you, so both it is) and it's fucking disgusting.

Sounds like it should be a war crime...

 

[TtTOtW]

There we go, Commander.

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

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There we go, Commander.

See its colgate-goop

 

[Gecko Gekkota]

Yes, it was time to put it simple.

I am bested, though I do not accept the lies!

I'll end this argument and unite both sides…
The worst beverage on god's green earth:
>prepare a dark roast coffee
>prepare your tea of choice
>add sweetner and milk to your tea
>pour the tea in the coffee like it is mil or sweetner
>sprinkle extra tea leaves on top (it adds more flavor)
>do anything but enjoy this horrid amalgamation of a beverage
>die

I'd try this, just for the sake of trying it

 

[TtTOtW]

See its colgate-goop

Colgate? What's that? All I knew on Udgard growing up was goop, and this was my favourite.

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Colgate? What's that? All I knew on Udgard growing up was goop, and this was my favourite.

Hmmm want some rice? :3 :3

 

[Pink]

Colgate? What's that? All I knew on Udgard growing up was goop, and this was my favourite.

Come to Vars, try the algae goop!

 

[Mars Pathfinder]

Come to Vars, try the algae goop!

Lol

Here we got rice goop

 

[TtTOtW]

Come to Vars, try the algae goop!

Wow, sounds tempting!