Tanks

[Chara-cter]

 

[Horus Lupercal]

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Fuck, imagine the fun you'd have as a hog pilot in WWII.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Fuck, imagine the fun you'd have as a hog pilot in WWII.

The one they truly fear

Hog Pilot:

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

All your German, Russian, American tanks are shit. Mexican tanks are the best.

 

[Earl]

All your German, Russian, American tanks are shit. Mexican tanks are the best.

Ya wanna fuckin bet? Look at New Zealand.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Ya wanna fuckin bet? Look at New Zealand.

You just activated my race card.

If u talk shit about Mexico's tanks, you're a racist.

 

[Earl]

You just activated my race card.

If u talk shit about Mexico's tanks, you're a racist.

If you talk shit about New Zealand, you support mosque shootings. Get ready for some flak.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Ya wanna fuckin bet? Look at New Zealand.

Also, wtf is New Zealand?

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

If you talk shit about New Zealand, you support mosque shootings. Get ready for some flak.

Ah, the religion card eh?

You just activated my woman card.

 

[Horus Lupercal]

The one they truly fear

Hog Pilot:

Hog Drivers in WWII:

(I love how it sounds like the World Engine from Man Of Steel when it fires, as if it's trying to un-make its target from reality or something).

 

[Earl]

Ah, the religion card eh?

You just activated my woman card.

hmm, looks like you activated my immigration card?
Do you support illegal immigrants?

 

[Earl]

FEAR IT!

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

hmm, looks like you activated my immigration card?
Do you support illegal immigrants?

Let's see, my woman card protecc wahmen. And Europe's illegal immigrants leave their wives behind for a better life abroad, so no.

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

FEAR IT!
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What the ffffffffffffffFucK is that

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS???

 

[Earl]

What the ffffffffffffffFucK is that

It’s the bob semple! The best tank in history! Just ask any of the tank nerds here!
It has the ULTRA POWERFUL TRACTOR POWERHOUSE and ridges to help rounds ricochet. Hey, if you’re lucky, maybe the armor will protect you from some .20 caliber rounds! Who knows!
Also, who needs an actual gun? This tank just has a bunch of machine guns taped to it!

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

It’s the bob semple! The best tank in history! Just ask any of the tank nerds here!
It has the ULTRA POWERFUL TRACTOR POWERHOUSE and ridges to help rounds ricochet. Hey, if you’re lucky, maybe the armor will protect you from some .20 caliber rounds! Who knows!
Also, who needs an actual gun? This tank just has a bunch of machine guns taped to it!

It looks like a fucking log cabin.

 

[Earl]

It’s the bob semple! The best tank in history! Just ask any of the tank nerds here!
It has the ULTRA POWERFUL TRACTOR POWERHOUSE and ridges to help rounds ricochet. Hey, if you’re lucky, maybe the armor will protect you from some .20 caliber rounds! Who knows!
Also, who needs an actual gun? This tank just has a bunch of machine guns taped to it!

Also, easy to build because there weren’t actually any formal plans or blueprints!

 

[Earl]

It looks like a fucking log cabin.

That’s why it’s so great!

 

[Earl]

Also one gunner needs to lay on a mattress on top of the engine to fire! Isn’t that great?
It’s like heated seats!

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

Also one gunner needs to lay on a mattress on top of the engine to fire! Isn’t that great?
It’s like heated seats!

Im not talking to you for at least a year.

 

[The Dark in the Light]

Im not talking to you for at least a year.

On which planet? Mercury?

 

[Earl]

Im not talking to you for at least a year.

You just can’t come up with a reason Mexican tanks are better than that.

 

[The Dark in the Light]

You just can’t come up with a reason Mexican tanks are better than that.

Wait, Mexico has Tanks?