things to beat dezway with

[dezway]

let's get this over with

 

[8BitCosmonaut]

shut the fuck up

 

[dezway]

shut the fuck up

the weapon of a warrior

 

[SupremeDorian]

 

[TtTOtW]

Guys, just beat him with SFS. Really. Unless you think he's too good at it to risk it.

 

[dezway]

Guys, just beat him with SFS. Really. Unless you think he's too good at it to risk it.

i'm competent at sfs

i landed on the moon and brought back the first two stages safely

 

[dezway]

View attachment 16807

i desire the knowledge pertaining to wtf, in fact, the object in the image shown, is.

 

[SupremeDorian]

i desire the knowledge pertaining to wtf, in fact, the object in the image shown, is.

A lantern shield

 

[Danny Batten]

A gay bomb, no, I’m not kidding. They actually tried to make them

 

[dezway]

A gay bomb, no, I’m not kidding. They actually tried to make them

 

[Danny Batten]

Alright so basically they were fucking weebs

 

[Lt. Snakestrike]

I feel like I should contribute to this... But it's just not worth the time to think of an insult.

 

[TtTOtW]

I feel like I should contribute to this... But it's just not worth the time to think of an insult.

Oof...

 

[TtTOtW]

Things to beat Dez with... a dead horse?

 

[Danny Batten]

Things to beat Dez with... a dead horse?

I would imagine that to be quite effective

 

[TtTOtW]

I would imagine that to be quite effective

Hahaha yeah, my weapon of choice, then.

 

[Danny Batten]

Hahaha yeah, my weapon of choice, then.

*I unsheathed my sword*

Enemy; *unsheathes two swords

Oh come on
Actually *unsheathes horse*

Enemy *sweats*

 

[Lt. Snakestrike]

*I unsheathed my sword*

Enemy; *unsheathes two swords

Oh come on
Actually *unsheathes horse*

Enemy *sweats*

Enemy: Unsheathes Legman

 

[Horus Lupercal]

Enemy: Unsheathes Legman

Why did you have to go straight to Legman?

Couldn't you have escalated from 'Dead Horse' to something less devastating like 'Arclight strike' or 'Tsar Bomba'?!

 

[Danny Batten]

Enemy: Unsheathes Legman

Why did you have to go straight to Legman?

Couldn't you have escalated from 'Dead Horse' to something less devastating like 'Arclight strike' or 'Tsar Bomba'?!

Yeah, Leg man is a bit much for what we need.
Something along the lines of Sagittarius A would do

 

[TtTOtW]

Dezway do you like horses?

 

[dezway]

Dezway do you like horses?

not dead ones

 

[Danny Batten]

not dead ones

What about goats??

 

[dezway]

What about goats??

 

[Horus Lupercal]

How about cows...