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Hahaha! In the old Warlords: The Tears of Dawn, ogres would pick up sheep and cows to throw at human armies to demoralize them! Worked really well. Don't you think that would work well, dezway?
 
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Humans could also use them via a catapult. But if anyone could pick up a cow and fling it at me like a paper jet from over 100yds away, I myself would seriously - and swiftly - reconsider whether to proceed with the battle...
 
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If you require the final word in farm animal based offensive weapons then look no further.

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SupremeDorian said:
Concrete Donkey.
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This is the only gif of it I could find..
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Yes! The greatest, funniest and most devastating weapon ever created. I nearly exploded I laughed that hard first time I dropped one of these.

In a game of absolute gems (the holy hand grenade, baseball bat and prod), this was king
 
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Horus Lupercal said:
Yes! The greatest, funniest and most devastating weapon ever created. I nearly exploded I laughed that hard first time I dropped one of these.

In a game of absolute gems (the holy hand grenade, baseball bat and prod), this was king
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Whenever we have to end a game early for any reason, instead of just quitting we always just drop an Armageddon and watch as everything explodes.
 
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Things to beat dezway with?
Oh I hereby summon the king of the animals before 65mya, the K2 Extinction...
Meet... The Tyrannosaurus Rex...
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A theropod... Even with small arms, he can still catch you... People have said that if you don't move the T. Rex won't see you, that was wrong, it has sharp eyesight.
 
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Or if wasn't enough
I'll bring a pack of Velociraptors
I'm kinda in JW stuff (I liked dinosaurs before I got I onto space stuff)
 
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Jez 10 said:
Things to beat dezway with?
Oh I hereby summon the king of the animals before 65mya, the K2 Extinction...
Meet... The Tyrannosaurus Rex...
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A theropod... Even with small arms, he can still catch you... People have said that if you don't move the T. Rex won't see you, that was wrong, it has sharp eyesight.
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I never saw a hairy Tyrannosaurus!
 
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I never saw a hairy Tyrannosaurus!
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Scientists still arguing that T. Rex has feathers...
But believe me, does scientists even saw feather like structures on the T. Rex fossils like Archeopertyx? NO.

I'm a dinosaur entushiasts, and I'm good at drawing those.
 
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