1. This is advertising.
2. This is insulting.
Those are already 2 rules violations in a very short time. Not mentioning that your whole first post may qualify as shitposting.
Speaking about the policies, please first go to
read them. They have been approved by Supreme Lord Krishna himself, and as a moderator I'm a representative of its authority on the forum so you have to follow them. If you ask any member of the forum they will tell you that the rules are the authority so you must accept them and follow those who have spiritual eyes who can guide you on actual right path.
By the way, I'm sorry to inform you that because of your behaviour you lost 3 points of karma.