World Ending Conspiracy

JSP · Jun 18, 2020

Jez 10 said:

Well China and India could start a war

Jez 10 · Jun 18, 2020

Joeanian Space Program said:

haha we take this time to strike the man-made islands in west philippine sea, haha we shoot it with STS Missiles

JSP · Jun 18, 2020

Jez 10 said:

Lol China is going to search up how to win a war but India has the Indian guys from YouTube china doesn't

Roger Jolly · Jun 19, 2020

Joeanian Space Program said:

In what universe is that likely?

Maybe the world already ended and we’re just the damned leftovers

Zeeray13 · Jun 19, 2020

This is just stupid who the fuck cares anyways so what the world ends your dead you can't care anymore if your alive you live to what care about when the world will end again?.

Horus Lupercal · Jun 19, 2020

In all honesty, I think the world is more likely to be ended with a grammar and punctuation singularity caused by this thread sucking all the commas out of the universe and creating a black hole of . with an event horizon of , stretching out for light years around it, than the Mayans running out numbers.

Zeeray13 · Jun 19, 2020

Horus Lupercal said:

In all honesty, I think the world is more likely to be ended with a grammar and punctuation singularity caused by this thread sucking all the commas out of the universe and creating a black hole of . with an event horizon of , stretching out for light years around it, than the Mayans running out numbers.

Hey don't ya know.

8BitCosmonaut · Jun 19, 2020

Jez 10 said:

I wrote a twitter message to Winnie the Pooh to nuke Wuhan to prevent the spread of both Corona and bad news, it all fell to death ears.

8BitCosmonaut · Jun 19, 2020

Horus Lupercal said:

Singularities cannot be caused by division.

Horus Lupercal · Jun 19, 2020

8bitCosmonaut said:

It can when Chuck Norris does it.

8BitCosmonaut · Jun 19, 2020

Horus Lupercal said:

Chuck Norris is as realistic as Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow's shooting skills.

Horus Lupercal · Jun 19, 2020

8bitCosmonaut said:

Cosmo, thanks for that! I'd never heard of this buffoon before but my god he's a gold mine. That pistol shooting on a bicycle video is awesome.

What a fucking hero.

8BitCosmonaut · Jun 19, 2020

Horus Lupercal said:

That man is also known as the discount Hickok45.

8BitCosmonaut · Jun 19, 2020

I have another stupid school story.

I attended a high school extra curriculum class about business, the lecturer gave us a project which requires a class presentation and a full 5000 word report on said topic we chose.

I chose the topic of slimy business tactics, and I was the only person on my team, because according to them I was too deranged to have a team.

Since I was "deranged", I wrote a 5164 word report bitching about slimy online stores selling anime body pillows at $60 after a so-called 50% discount from the so-called original price of $120. Body pillows never costed anywhere near $120, let alone half of it. Another was the frightening abundance of shitty chinese mobile games that lure frisky teenagers in with attractive cartoon women, before charging them out of house and home, because they wanted the "limited edition" summertime swimsuit skin for their favorite imaginary wives.

(Before yall GFL/AL fans jump down my throat, no I didn't mention them.)

On presentation day, all of my classmates were the most attentive when it was my turn, some were laughing their asses off, some were cringing, some were facepalming. I was confused, because this was a serious matter that required serious attention.

Surprisingly, I received a B+, I expected a fail. Better than that asshole physics teacher who gave me shit for recommending nuclear energy to resolve global warming.