[====NEWS FLASH====]
Today, the grand jury assembled to hand their verdict to the courts.
On the charges of gross negligence of duties as Emperor, the courts found
TtTOtW :
>>> Not Guilty <<<
On the charges of sedition and indecent exposure, the courts found
CptGorilla :
>>> Not Guilty <<<
(namely on the technicality of the fur being thick enough to cover the allegedly exposed areas)
People are in an uproar, taking to the streets, with riots across the system. Businesses are withdrawing their support of the SE and factions have declared OPEN WAR in multiple areas.
TtTOtW and
CptGorilla have both been escorted away from the court houses safely, and their whereabouts are not public knowledge.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled program...
STAR WARS
EPISODE VI
The Return of the Jedi
Remastered in 4D
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.
Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.
When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy...