WAR!...?

[CptGorilla]

and gives away tech...

You might be able to make something that LOOKS like a warp gate, but your level of technology simply isn't advanced enough to make it work. I've spent years in the Helix Nebula developing it. Unless you solve the Riemann Zeta function, you simply cannot make the proper calibrations, because you'd be dividing by zero.

But... If you want to warp your fleet into the middle of empty space with no way back, be my guest!

 

[CptGorilla]

*Reminisces*
So many brave monkeys...
*Sob*

 

[Siradmiralchicken]

Plan: Mass Assault the feck into Area 51 and use the saucers as an escape to Area 52 on Venus and replenish fuel, then head to Mer....then escape to Area 69 on Alpha Centauri.

 

[Siradmiralchicken]

Idea: Instead of using multiplayer, we can improvide right now. Post A lot of Screenshots of your bases and spaceships/orbital systems and count up the number of seperators/docking ports that is used for combat on each respective planet and multiply missile counts by 3.5. That would be your "war score" and by using a combination of random number generators and x-faced dice (x being a huge number), conduct a "battle".

 

[Siradmiralchicken]

Cons: Factor in Fuel, RCS, maneuvering ability of player, and other quarks of these spaceships that have advantages only in a multiplayer-based otherwise it would be useless.

Answers: Play on a digital "board", with sections of board listed as "Left Low Jovian Orbit or Upper High Jovian Retrograde orbit. Each "movement" will occur automatically if the player is in orbit but vital parts of a mission (such as orbit insertion) would cost for example 50% fuel (dependent on Initial Mass of Rocket, Fuel size, Delta V) and "special features" would be translated into Resource Points (+2 Maneuverability) which then can be changed to Combat Points or used to decrease fuel consumption (Maneuverability would translate to -30% RCS Fuel Cost) but only after a demonstration so the Resource Points are fair.

 

[CptGorilla]

[====NEWS FLASH====]

Today, the grand jury assembled to hand their verdict to the courts.

On the charges of gross negligence of duties as Emperor, the courts found TtTOtW :
>>> Not Guilty <<<

On the charges of sedition and indecent exposure, the courts found CptGorilla :
>>> Not Guilty <<<
(namely on the technicality of the fur being thick enough to cover the allegedly exposed areas)

People are in an uproar, taking to the streets, with riots across the system. Businesses are withdrawing their support of the SE and factions have declared OPEN WAR in multiple areas.

TtTOtW and CptGorilla have both been escorted away from the court houses safely, and their whereabouts are not public knowledge.


We now return you to our regularly scheduled program...

STAR WARS
EPISODE VI
The Return of the Jedi
Remastered in 4D

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away

Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.

Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.

When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy...

 

[GuHP20]

In truth, the most multiplayer we'll ever see is blueprints sharing. The game is not designed for the kind of multiplayer required to pull off the lore discussed here, and likely never will be.

And that's where the mods get in.